Saturday, February 28, 2004
Dude, not bombs
Heroin addiction is evidently extremely trendy in suburbia these days. Like mini-backpacks when I was in middle school trendy. Atrocious blue eyeshadow trendy, leg warmers on you arms trendy.
In fact, it's so trendy that my little sister has been indulging and may be shortly checking into rehab. I've spent the past few days supervising Princess PoppySeed to keep her away from the evil white powder.
Which means I am not at my house listening to a substitue teacher and a yugoslavian fixing soup for the homeless and unironically calling eachother "Bro".
In fact, it's so trendy that my little sister has been indulging and may be shortly checking into rehab. I've spent the past few days supervising Princess PoppySeed to keep her away from the evil white powder.
Which means I am not at my house listening to a substitue teacher and a yugoslavian fixing soup for the homeless and unironically calling eachother "Bro".