Would You Like a Cup of Tea?

The thing I hate about the internet is, you tell your little stories to all the millions and millions of folks out there and you figure, statistics alone say that among those millions of folks and millions of the sites the chances of your own worst enemy stumbling upon your is pretty slim. But it never is, is it? You fucking worst enemy has tracking skills like a goddamn bobcat and sure enough, there she is popping up on your own little corner of cyberworld, totally uninvited. And she'll say, the next tiem I see her ugly face, "I don't need an invite. This is the internet. You invited everyone". And you feel like there should be some sort of implied "anti-invite" sent out only to those you totally hate hate hately hate. And then you think, well that wouldn't work because if my archenemy sene me an anti-invite I'd be over at their little personal homepage in a goddamn nano-second.

I don't think my nemesis know about this personal internet homepage, so I may still be in the clear. Don't worry internet, my nemesis is nobody you know. really.